Eat Your Paisley

1986 Fever Records

MEMBERS: Rodney Anonymous Melloncamp (vocals), Joe Jack Talcum (guitar, vocals), Dave Blood (bass), Dean Clean (drums)

1. Where The Tarantula Lives 9. The Thing That Only Eats Hippes
2. Air Crash Museum 10. Six Days
3. KKSuck2 11. Swampland of Desire
4. Fifty Things 12. Take Me Apart
5. Happy Is 13. Earwig
6. Beach Party Vietnam 14. Moron
7. I Hear Your Name 15. The Fez
8. Two Feet Off The Ground 16. Vince Lombardi Service Center

Quoteable Lyrics


TWO FEET OFF THE GROUND -
Illusions are real, so screw the way you feel
Just ..and unwind, relax and feel fine.
And light up a smoke, coz life is no joke.
Shake your head and hear the sound.
Take another look around.
Nothing's lost that isn't found,
You're just two feet off the ground.
THE THING THAT ONLY EATS HIPPIES -
Following the Dead is how it gets its kicks
Shame it wasn't round in 1966...
It ate Stills and Nash before they could shout,
Then it chewed on David Crosby, but it spit him out.
EARWIG -
Your hands fell off and your mind eroded.
Your arms fell asleep and your lungs corroded
Your shoulders slumped forward and your heart exploded
Looked pretty gross, so we all got loaded.
THE FEZ -
'Cuse me while I puke and die...
There's a time for taking and a time for giving,
but ripping off the Butthole Surfers is how we make our living.